My birthday is coming! I'm so scared because all my friends are SEVERE believers in the tradition of Birthday Punches. By the end of Monday (May 6) I'm going to look like some deranged ghost from RGB. Help me.
I personally think I should go all 007 on them and use stealth, you know, secret driving routes, back roads, not sticking to schedule. I can deal with not being at Point A and Point B for one day if it gets me out of a severe beat-down! Then again, being late for my girlfriend is like opening the door for Apocalypse. And the moon became as black at satin cloth…