Be afraid, be very afraid...


by SkullLeader

23 years, 4 months ago

My birthday is coming! I'm so scared because all my friends are SEVERE believers in the tradition of Birthday Punches. By the end of Monday (May 6) I'm going to look like some deranged ghost from RGB. Help me.

I personally think I should go all 007 on them and use stealth, you know, secret driving routes, back roads, not sticking to schedule. I can deal with not being at Point A and Point B for one day if it gets me out of a severe beat-down! Then again, being late for my girlfriend is like opening the door for Apocalypse. And the moon became as black at satin cloth…

by J.C

23 years, 4 months ago

Or get a stealth suit from Metal Gear Solid! render yourself invisible!

by dave_15

23 years, 4 months ago

You're a fellow Taurus. So am I. My birthday is this Saturday. As for the birthday punches, all I can say is just take it and get it over with. The sooner, the better.

by borzou99

23 years, 4 months ago

try this:

Set up booby traps with full length cardboard posters of yourself as bait.

Stun guns and cattle prods.

smoke grenades

roof hopping

and if all else fails, kevlar

by slimslimer1

23 years, 4 months ago

Just stop being a baby and take it! To quote Don Corleone:

“You can act like a man! What's the matter with you?”

by SkullLeader

23 years, 4 months ago

Easy for you to say. My friends are all very good at fighting and one has a black-belt.

You know I could get ALL the stuff you guys mentioned if I just had an Intercepter.

I'll give you a prize if you regonize what ‘Intercepter’ is from. And it is NOT the TIE fighter from Star Wars.

by J.C

23 years, 4 months ago

Celluer Devices.

by J.C

23 years, 4 months ago

No!! Wait!! I know what it is now!!! Maquis Intercepter Shuttle!

by borzou99

23 years, 4 months ago

rubber bullets and tear gas

by SkullLeader

23 years, 4 months ago

Woah I completly forgot about this thread.

No, No, and… No. Interecepter is from Spy Hunter. The Intercepter II has all the stuff you mentioned, and more… It's just my dream car (more than Ecto-1A) and I figured I'd mention it for no reason.