Here's a little section of script from my version Ghostbusters III. It's just after the Ghostbusters step through the dimentional portal.
Venkman: Where the hell are we?
Spengler: I think the answer may be in the question Venkman.
Venkman looks around.
Venkman: I like it. Okay, let's look where we can get somethin' to eat. I'm starving.
Stanz: I seriously doubt there's a Taco Bell around here Peter.
Venkman: I was thinkin' Thai.
Zeddmore: Who would have thought it.
Stanz: Thought What?
Zeddmore: Who would have thought that after all the people that have told Venkman to go to hell, he'd actually end up here. Jesus, talk about irony!
Venkman: Thankyou Winston. You're gonna get a special pay check this month.
Spengler walks to the edge of a rocky peak and points into the distance where there seems to be light.
Spengler: I think we should head in that direction.
Venkman: For a moment there I thought that you were pointing to that upside down volcano thing. Good choice. It was either that or the burning coals.
Stanz: Egons right. There's light down there.
Zeddmore: and light means civilisation.
Venkman: Well what are we waiting for? You guys go first. I'll be right behind you all the way.
The ghostbusters walk into the distance towards the town. they are half way there.
Venkman: Alright I need to go to the toilet.
Zeddmore: There's a a tree over there.
Venkman walks over to the tree. He doesn't realise it but every leaf on the tree is actually a dollar bill. He begins urinating on the other side of the tree while the others imatiently wait. All of a sudden the tree walks away leaving Venkman peeing in full view of the guys.
Venkman opens his eye's and realises the tree has gone and that his collegues are laughing at him.
Stanz: Well? How would you like it?
Anyway, that's just a little section of my script. Hope you like it.