I have my share of stories. whats yours?
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Last year right before Christmas, I was over my girl friend's house and my stomach started to hurt. Well I just ignored it. Later when we were watching a movie, we started to goof off like we always did and I farted just to gross her out and make her laugh. The fart was a hershey squirt. I ruined my tighty whites and I had to spend the rest of the night in the bathroom untill my mom picked me up.

Pluged toilet, need i say more?
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Well, I just met my prom dates mom last night when I was stoned as hell and all I could think of saying wass that my name was Dan. She really didn't seem to mind but oh well.

I have a couple…..once I was at my bf's house and I tripped and fell into this huge pile of toys and couldn't get back up. oy…then yesterday I was at the mall with him and we started like makin out in the van and my mom caught us!